Never buy a new brand of beer because it was on sale. If were in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesnt mean were not watching it. Dont tell anyone we cant afford a new car. Tell them we dont want one. Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials. Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment. Please dont drive when youre not driving. Dont feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: Were just nodding, waiting for the punchline. The quarterback who just got pummeled isnt trying to be brave. Hes just not crying. Big difference! When the waiter asks if everythings okay, a simple Yes is fine. It does not mean that is your chance to complain about the taste of the water and the salsa. What do you mean, leering? Shes obstructing my view. When I ask, How many guys have you slept with? It would be much appreciated if you did not answer honestly. When Im turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying Oh, this is our exit, Honey is not really necessary. When youre not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself. The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it. SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister. Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear? If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work? You probably dont want to know what were thinking about. Its in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together!
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 22:58:08 +0000
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