New Zealand Business Herald advertisment, 7th May 2014 “Prime Minister Wanted” “New Zealand is looking for an honest, hard-working, socially responsible individual who will put the welfare of New Zealanders before corporate interests, foreign powers or former school chums” “You will be required to: Recognise New Zealand is a nation with an economy, not merely a trading room. Pay attention to the needs of New Zealanders. Not just the content of their emails. Empower all citizens. Not just spy agencies. See that being a world leader in high-tech innovation will be better than being a world leader in farm animal population. See the intangible value of our environment instead of the price tag. Stop selling off our stuff in general. This is a demanding but highly rewarding role for the right applicant. Perks include: meeting the Queen and other heads of state, attending conferences in Exotic Locales with free shirts, tickets to the rugby and a dedicated security detail (if you really think you need it). Contract starts at $428,500 for three years. O:)==========================FIN======================O:)
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 02:30:30 +0000
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