News from College Station, TX: There has been a huge outpouring of concern by fans of the Aggie program after learning their favorite son, "Jonnie Foobaw", has been visciously hit with NCAA sanctions. After his arrest, his drunken uTube frat party crashing and now his innocent signing of 4400 autographs for a known sports souvenir dealer, the fans are outraged at his being suspended for 30 minutes of football this season. Rice, a notorious powerhouse, is now almost assured of ruining the Aggie season, and the A&M faithful are on pins and needles! There were rumors that he may have been suspended for 45 minutes, but Jonnie Foobaw talked the NCAA off the cliff by offering "free" ( wink..nod) autographs..good going, Jonnie!
Posted on: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 01:19:48 +0000
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