Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, Let there be light. Albert Einstein (1938) Drinking garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. Isaac Newton (1842) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry. Adolf Hilter (1996) It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence. Aristotle (1762) Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any. Queen Elizabeth (1945) He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret. Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything. Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member. William Shakespeare (1788). Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria. Lord Lugard (1904). He who refuses to classify agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist. Martin Luther king Jnr (1931). Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder. Obasanjo(1999) Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job. Maths Flavour (2014)kenny christopher:“The people you identify as your friends are always a good test of your character! Bad company corrupts good Characters ~ 1 COR 15:33.”DODO MAYANA\=D/!!!:Wen d visa go ready?The act of being wise is the act of knowing what to over lookmudi (2014)
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