Not only does my Italian-Latino descent give me exclusive priority for acquiring the highest-ranking positions currently held by both of my grandfathers within two of the nations top mob-controlled private equity firms, but luckily I have something to fall back on: Im also one of the few people whos been able to invent a food simply by virtue of the unique combination of their nationalities - fettuccine alfredo pizza tacos. Mmmm, delish. Epic meal time. It just may be the main course I serve this weekend while pitching my idea for my new restaurant to a venture capital firm. In Spanish. While watching The Sopranos. In Spanish. I love being Italian. Ok, Im not Italian, but at least Im as cool as an Italian. At least Im Latino though. All right, Im not Latino either, but at least I almost have the same name as that one comedian Jim Gaffigan. Dang, nevermind.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Feb 2014 17:46:37 +0000
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