Not sure if you are a zombie? Here are some ways to help you determine if you might be a zombie... 1. Do little children scream and run when you walk toward them? 2. Do you enjoy the taste of raw meat with bloody juices dripping down your chin? 3. Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly for hours at a time? 4. Do you have to dodge the occasional bat or axe being swung at your head? 5. Do you come out of a stupor when you hear loud noises? 6. Do other people complain that they have a hard time understanding you? 7. Have you been told recently that you may need a shower? 8. Are you currently bleeding from a severed appendage or dragging a limb that looks broken? If you answered yes to 5 or more of the above questions, you are a zombie. If you answered yes to 4 or less of the above questions you are either a creepy clown, a parent of a young child, a neanderthal, a coach for a little league team, a parent of teenagers, a teenager, or recently involved in an auto accident (please seek help). We hope this list of questions has been helpful to you. In this new world of zombies and humans learning to co-exist, there is often confusion over who is a zombie and who is just a human having a bad day.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 17:54:07 +0000
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