Now that Im older, heres what Ive discovered: ONE I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. TWO My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. THREE I finally got my head together -- now my body is falling apart. FOUR Funny, I dont remember being absent minded. FIVE All reports are in: Life is now officially unfair. SIX If all is not lost, where is it? SEVEN It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. EIGHT Some days youre the dog, other days youre the hydrant. NINE I wish the buck stopped here. I sure could use a few. TEN Kids in the back seat cause accidents. ELEVEN Accidents in the back seat cause . . . kids. TWELVE Its hard to make a comeback when you havent gone anywhere.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 21:56:51 +0000
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