OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT LADIES and gentlemen, I wish to announce the formation of a NEW POLITICAL PARTY . The Name of the Party is the BIKINI PARTY, The BP. Manifesto, instead of raising the prices of goods and services, we shall be raising your BP. PARTY SYMBOLS Men- bombasa Women- Bikinis Babies- Diapers. Please note, if your girlfriend or boyfriend, husband or wife calls you baby your symbol shall be Diapers. Salute. Every member of the Bp is expected to stand like footballers on the free kick bars during the national anthem and when the president is passing. On the Constitution, The BP will not give you a people driven constitution because people might just over speed and die....it has been established that people are bad drivers as can be seen with the number of deaths from road accidents. On the constitution road map Forget the road map, use your grade 7 atlas for maps or go to RDA for the road maps. Party President - Petersen Zagaze Prime Minister - pilAto Party Regalia It has been decided by the central committee that we shall use the dress code from the Ngoni worriers. .... Party slogan The higher you go, the kula it becomes. Youth Employment The BP believes that the youths are future leaders so it is the job of every youth to wait for the future to come. Mines and taxes The BP believes that if the mines refuse to pay taxes at least they should pay taxis. The difference between taxes and taxis is just a e so our economy can improve. Media Freedom We believe the media should be free... yes free newspapers and free tv. The party is receiving members from anyone who is serious about not being serious. VIVA BP VIVA.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 12:41:37 +0000
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