OK! OK! I surrender. I yield. Uncle, Uncle. I was the one that shot and killed Noah Pozner, Dawn Hochsprung, Emily Parker and Vicky Soto and the man in Paris. Here is how the shooting occurred. 1. I was in the school with Adam Lanzas dead body. My team placed his dead body into the school with the four pistols. 2. My team accidentally left the AR15 in the trunk of Adam Lanzas Civic. We also accidentally left the shotgun in the glove compartment of the Civic. 3. My team made the mistake with the pistols. Our orders were only ... put the guns with the dead body ... , ... leave some guns in the car ... My team has already been reprimanded by our betters. We hosed the operation. 4. My co workers and I were fully responsible for the death of all the Sandy Hook Victims. I personally shot the above four. I did not shoot the others. My team members shot the other victims. 5. As we ran from the school, some of us got caught. One team member was seen in the helicopter video. He was arrested and then detained. He produced his credentials and he was subsequently released. My team scrubbed that video from the internet. 6. I was running from the school and Ryan Lanzas ID fell out of my pouch. I stooped to pick up the ID. I began to run again. I was arrested and detained by a police officer. I am the blonde haired man that was on the video. I was wearing my camo. I said to the camera, I am innocent. The police officer performed his job properly. I presented my credentials and I was released from custody. My team scrubbed that video from the internet. 7. Note, this admission strongly implies that I work for the federal goobment. Several of my facebook friends are on my team. (My entire team has thirty members - all of the members are facebookers). 8. Hey guys, and gals, it is time to come clean.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 19:50:48 +0000
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