Observations from NYE party at the Linc last night: 1. Girls who are going to be drinking should not wear High Heals, nor try to put them on standing up. 2. Girls whose boobs win the race but whose ass comes in 3rd , should not wear skin tight shorty short skirts. 3. When you dont have the right credentials, dont try to get by me. You WILL lose. Lol 4. Gentlemen. You dont look cool wearing sunglasses in a darkened room. You look extra stupid pulling then down low so you can see. 5. Ladies: when youre drunk and lose your husband or boyfriend, dont ask me if I saw them in a room of 1000 people. It wasnt my turn to watch them. 6. If you cant dance, do NOT try. 7. Guys when you have a gorgeous date, theres not any reason to drink, she isnt going to get any better looking. She already is. 8. Guys. When you go to a NYE PARTY alone, theres a reason. Trying to pick up every girl in place probably wont work. 9. Ladies when your bra size is 52 ZZZ please do not wear a dress that is cut low to your waist. Just a bad visual. 10. When you go to a NYE party, fun is not leaving the contents of your stomach in the club lobby. Especially when youre sitting in it. That is all. Lol HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 21:05:06 +0000