“Obviously, there are a few variables I can’t control, like if he actually has some important news to tell me—then that would inevitably tack on an extra half minute and skew the average. But I think if I can avoid bringing up his girlfriend and keep the when-are-you-visiting-next stuff to a minimum, we’ll already be hovering right around the 48-second mark, give or take seven or eight seconds of awkward silence until I hand the phone over to his mother.” theonion/articles/area-dad-looking-to-get-average-phone-call-with-ad,34558/
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 04:45:01 +0000
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