: Oh Colorado. Youre so exceptional at being insipid about everything except extreme outdoor activities. If only over-priced plaid and hiking boots were food! The cowboy cookie is a chocolate-chip cookie to which someone wisely added rolled oats and shredded coconut, and to which someone else very stupidly added chopped pecans even though pecans are shitty. Neither pecans nor coconuts nor oats come from Colorado. Nor does chocolate. Nor do cowboys, really. You know what does come from Colorado? Confused looks and shrugged shoulders when you ask people what their states signature foodstuff is. This is because, at any given time, 102 percent of the people in Colorado are vacationing Californians in bubble-vests and hiking boots. Real Colorado-types (Coloradans? Coloroadies? Colorectal cancers?) eat snow, and dont exist. deadspin/the-great-american-menu-foods-of-the-states-ranked-an-1349137024
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 22:10:17 +0000
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