Ohmylanta. I am CRYING from the ugly laugh. While I was scanning the deals at Amazon (Its all for you, my posse) I came across this banana slicer. This never gets old. You HAVE to read the reviews. Heres my favorite: For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. Use a knife! they say. Well...my parole officer wont allow me to be around knives. Shoot it with a gun! Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think Ill call it South Side Story. amazon/gp/product/B0047E0EII/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0047E0EII&linkCode=as2&tag=smockfrock0f-20&linkId=GB6LM5JQRDKIWCWK
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 22:44:13 +0000
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