Ok. So I watched Happy New Year with my whole family and I must admit that I enjoyed it. Its a hell of an entertainer and you will laugh all the way. But... when I am back home.. I need to get back to my original bad self. And the movie goes this way. Its how me analyses it. 25 reasons why you dont wanna see Happy new year... 1. Move starts from the middle and you have no idea why crackers are being fired in Dubai!! Do they celebrate Diwali?? Need to google more. 2. SRK comes in Slo Mo. The slow motions might will make you feel two things. A) God! Its SRK! How could he be so handsome while in his almost 50s? B) Has the phone been short with an iPhone 6 Plus? My view! The film would have been over an hour earlier if those Slo Mo parts were shown in Real Mo. 3. From the beginning you have a feeling whether this movie has been copied/inspired from Oceans series? I leave the answer up to you. 4. Typical Bollywood masala story where beta goes out to take revenge for his baap. Another guy is out there to procure money for his mummas operation. 5. SRK calls himself a looser yet you see him having coffee from a designer mug in a decorated studio apartment watching news in a big screen LED TV. 6. He has found exact look alike for the villains son in no time who has the incredible superhuman strength to vomit at any given occasion. 7. He has been planning this heist for last 8 years, literally worked as a construction worker when the hotel was being made, and had the awesome astrological power with which he came to know that 8 years later few diamonds will be kept in the safe of the hotel. 8. Mera bharat mahaan. Sau mein se ninyanve beimaan. We promote desh bhakti by showing that the top dance troop had made its way through fake votes. It happens only in India. 9. Why the hell would they start learning dance if they already had made up their mind for blackmailing the judges? P.S. I dindnt expect Vishal Dadlani to do that scene. #seriously 10. Apart from two original dialogues (though I doubt originality in this facebook era), all other dialogues are from SRKs old movies and he has been using this formula in quite a few of his last movies. I really donno if this film had some screenplay written or not. Screenplay writer koi tha kya? 11. I seriously want to get those pair of yellow nike sports shoes. (Shhh.. Uma Thurman in Kill Bill had already copied this style. She had a time machine and travelled to the future and took some training from SRK) 12. Every logo in the movie used the same font as the movie title. Aaj kal font pe bhi paise lagte hain kya? 14. Anupam Kher had 5 mins of fame in this movie. He designed three things in his entire life. Two vaults which happen to be twins. And a hardened-reinforced-bulletproof-tamperproof-nukeproof glass with an on-screen capacitative touch sensitive display. 15. Everybody knows when those diamonds are gonna come but no one knows about the last minute change of plans. 16. Deepika is bad in english, writes diamond without a, but no one bothers to correct her coz everyone loves her. [ACCEPTED] 17. Abhishek Bachhan strips in the movie. 18. Water from sewer can be directed in to the vault and anyone can hack the laser system 18. SRK takes 4 mins and 32 seconds to figure out that his pet name has 7 letters. 18. Water from sewer can be directed in to the vault and anyone can hack the laser system. [Wait did I give two 18s?? Its India yaar] 19. Deepika suddenly goes crazy and does not care if she gets arrested. She is more concerned about desh bhakti. Donno what would happen to desh bhakti if next days paper says INDIAN THIEVES CAUGHT RED HANDED. You get assurance that women go crazy under intense situations (Sorry girls no pun intended). 20. Deepika wants to go solo. But others ruin it by returning to stage. Yet everybody does their act perfectly. 21. Police is dumb. They cant differentiate between a real wall and a fake wall. 22. SRK is again the astrologer. He knew that his Blueberry Soda was going to be dumped in the dustbin by the security guard. Moreover, he ahd all the time in the word to replace the fake diamonds on the trophy with the original diamonds, that to away from his team members. 23. Oh! I forgot. SRK did laser for removing his tattoos. 24. Jackie Shroff goes mad in jail. But where is Abhishek Bachhan? Probably Jackie Shorff got more mad coz Abhishek Bachhan (with a goatie) found his way out of jail. 25. Did I hear Eye of the tiger while Boman Irani was running? No I didnt. My bad
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 18:57:38 +0000
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