Ok, so I gave up Facebook for lent. And as bad of a catholic as I am, I think Jesus would be ok with me breaking my promise in order to give praise to the lady that brought me into this world...so here I go..For the last few weeks, my car has been locking the doors all on its own while running. Two weeks ago, I had to leave it running in the parking lot of the Royal Farms while I ran across the street to Del Tech to take an exam. You would think after one occurrence, I would be smart enough to make a spare...well, Ive never claimed to be a road scholar. On ALL these occasions, my mother has come to my rescue with a spare key she made without my knowledge. Tonight, in keeping with the chaos that is the norm for me, I locked my keys in the car with it running for the fourth time in my neighbors driveway. I called my savior (no pun intended), my mother, to say Im on my way to get the key, cause Im locked out again! To which my mom says reach under your bumper lover girl, I put a magnetic box with a key, and god dammit, put it back!...to my mother Joan Macki, I love you, and I only hope that I can be half the mother to my children, as you have been to me. I love you! And yes, Ed Engdahl, I will dance naked on rt 1 for getting on FB prior to the end of lent, because I dont welch on a bet, I hope youll be able to shake that memory from your mental etch- a -sketch..
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 01:10:37 +0000
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