~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ > ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Okay, FIRST, cue TheRemindsMeReview theme song: youtube/watch?v=889CWZtwuuU, THEN, fade out of TheRemindsMeReview theme song after the first refrain (at about 0:50), THEN, read it: TheRemindsMeReview: This photo: https://facebook/madonna/photos/a.10151969572164402.1073741833.10584534401/10152872381214402/?type=1&theater reminds me of a story I wrote about this photo: https://facebook/madonna/photos/a.10151969572164402.1073741833.10584534401/10152854059724402/?type=1&theater This is the story I wrote: HOW TO READ THIS STORY: When < and > become and then become and then become and then become the reader should read these symbols as representative of the osculatory action (side view) of the characters in the story. Also, donna Lo Ve is a grammatical contraction of Madonna Louise Veronica, and, donna Lo Ver is a grammatical contraction of Joe. -Nice hair. -Thanks. -Nice skin, too. -Thanks. -And what nice clear happy eyes you have! -Thanks! -MDNA eye drops? -No -- no MDNA eye drops -- just pure happiness Joe -- because I love you. -Hmm. And you havent used any eye drops tonight? -Joe I really havent used any eye drops tonight, okay? -Okay. Now say it again -- about me and you -- say it OUR WAY this time though. -Okay. I, donna Lo Ve, love YOU, donna Lo Ver. -Hmm. Hmm. So then, are you ALLOWING me to call you donna Lo Ve? -- or do you WANT me to call you donna Lo Ve? -WANT. -Okay, good. Good. -Well I have a question for you Joe. -Oh? Whats your question Madonna? -Are you ALLOWING me to call you donna Lo Ver? -- or do you WANT me to call you donna Lo Ver? -WANT. -Okay, good. -Yes, good, good. -Yes, good good, we are two of kind, arent we? -Yes, we are, we are two of a kind. And-- -And what? -And, we are opposites. -We are opposites too? -Yes. -Oh, right, because opposites are attracted to each other, right? -Right. We want to be attracted to each other, right? -Right, we do. And how does that work again? How are we opposites? And attractive to each other? -Well you have smaller ear lobes than me, and-- -And you have bigger ear lobes than me! -Right! -We really are two of a pair! -Yes we are -- we are two of a pair -- twice! -Right, once, because we are alike! -And twice, because we are opposites! -Right, we are alike and we are opposite, we are twice a pair! -We are two of a pair -- two times! -We are-- -We are the best of both worlds! The best! -The best! And so on and so forth. -And everything else too. -And like that too. -& like that. -^& that^ -^that^ -^@^ -^^ < > -Um, Joe? Yes Madonna?-< > < >-Have you ever watched Sunday Bloody Sunday? Sunday Bloody Sunday? Hmm. I cant recall. Is that a movie?-< > < >-Yes, its a movie. Do you want to watch it with me? Hmm. I dont know. Do I?-< > < >-Peter Finch and Vivian Pickles are in it. Vivian Pickles? Hmm. I dont think Ive ever heard of Vivian Pickles.-< > < >-You havent? I dont think so.-< > < >-Oh well, the movies directed by John Schlesinger. You like his movies, right? Hmm. John Schlesinger. John Schlesinger. I think I like his 60s films. What year did he make Sunday Bloody Sunday?-< > < >-1971. Oh. So its not a 60s movie?-< > < >-Well, let me think, okay, Ive got it, 1971 is closer to 1969 than to 1980, and so Id say that makes it more of a 1960s movie than a 1980s movie, thats for sure, and, 1971 is only two years into the 70s, so its not like its a 1978 movie or anything like that, thatd be like, eight years into the 70s, thats like, 80s really, right? Right, right, okay, and hey, lets watch Billy Liar too then, okay? Julie Christie and Wilfred Pickles are in it.-< > < >-Wilfred Pickles? Hmm. I dont think Ive ever heard of Wilfred Pickles. You havent?-< > < >-I dont think so. Oh well, the movies directed by John Schlesinger. You like his movies, right?-< > < >-Oh yes, I like Far from the Madding Crowd. I like Julie Christie and Terence Stamp. You do? So do I!-< > < >-Then lets also watch Billy Budd, and-- And Darling?-< > < >-Yes darling? Oh, um, uh -- Oh! I love you!- -Oh I love you too! -? ?--! !-< >-Hey! Wait a minute! -- < >-You meant the movie thats called Darling, didnt you! Am I not your darling? Darling is a movie?-< > < ~> ...... (!!... - *-_`~+ ...- ,,^ -+*-,`~......-,+*-_-...* -,+ -,_-*-^ ...!!) Okay, NOW, re-cue? -- that is to say, continue listening from about 0:50 to at least to about 1:37 of TheRemindsMeReview theme song: youtube/watch?v=889CWZtwuuU, THEN, we go to a commercial break: (your ad here)
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