Old is not Gold, Its Diamond..!!!! (Funny Poem on an Bus Incident) Just a while when I was in Fully Jammed flight ( CTU Bus) , A beautiful girl took a seat exactly on my right..!!! A Pink top with ultra low skirt , was increasing its fame, Just on seeing her,even Kaitrina Kaif could also felt shame..!!! Just for showoff, she gave an air to her cell to breathe, Feeling amazed,I didn’t moved an inch & continued to read…!!! Suddenly we reached Samrala, a Punjaban entered Bus in Basanti style, I thanked God, offered her my Seat, felt contented to see her smile..!!! The Old lady was so Old, as she belonged to 1920’s The Young Girl was so young, as if she was in her mid 20’s…!!!! One side an Atom Bomb, the other side a Diffused Hydrogen Bomb I was imagining I doubted that its going to be a big explosion..!!! The Girl tooks out her Galaxy Grand from her Stylish White Purse, With great Pitty she looked at the Punjaban Lady with eyes of Curse..!!! Then the Girl tooks out the Mascara, mirror & Red lipstick, The Old lady turned around, kept eyes on her exteremely fixed..!!! Kuchh reh gya taan ohh vi laa le kuriye, Old lady spoke in Punjabi Style, The beauty while rubbing her lips along, saw her back with Mayawati eyes..!!! She said, “ Who r u to talk like dis…U pendu Aurat..” I could interrupt….but waited for Old lady will give her suitable reply..!!! “ Mai teri Daadi di umar di haan kuriye, tenu sharam nhi aundi”, the lady kept a hand on her naked thigh & tried to justify, Shooking her hands, “Shutup, mind ur own business..” was the girl’s reply No one could have ever imagined, the Old Lady also had a Status tag, All said Omg.. when the lady took out “Apple I-5” from her Old bag The Girl mouth just remained open like an open Cave, When Old lady confirmed, “Mere Potte ne gift kita hai menu on my B’day” Girl got furious , do u know hw to use it you Anpad Buriyaa, I also got shocked , when Punjaban opened her Jaadu ki puriya First Old lady showed her Whats up, then showed her Fb Profile , Amazing photo clicked with her Baauji (Hubby) in Titanic Style..!!! Then the Lady showed her various games of Farm Ville..” Then exclaimed, “ Haayo mere Rabba !!! Teri vargi Kanjri nuuh na kise nu mile…!!! Pizze- Burger diyaan tu ainiaan gallaan krdi aien, Tenu eh Pata “Mah di daal” nu kinnian sittian vajdian ne…!!!! Kuriye,fashion vich taan aapan vi kyi Suit kite Try, Par Rab di Sau lge, tere wangu kade swimming suits nhi paaye…!!!! Kuriye,tere vangu Muh (mouth) matka k Angreji bolan taan na mai jaana, Vaise main 5 jamaatan taan fer vi mai pass haigi haan..!!! Jyaada kuch taan sikhya nhi haan pr, Hi, Bye, Thank You, Sorry da matlab samajdi haan..!!! Everyone was stunned, the Young Girl got Pani Pani, Hatss off to Punjaban Aunty, as she reminded me of my Parr Nani…!!!! Moral of the Poem Its really stupid, hw we people get upset and always tensed , Don’t knw much of World, but always think dat our Elders lack common Sense..!!! With growing Technology, sizes of Cell phones have started increasing, But tel me why for our Elders,our Hearts have started squeezing..????? **************Why ??? Why ???? Why ????*****************
Posted on: Wed, 18 Sep 2013 01:41:21 +0000
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