Old timey funny little story. One fine summer day, three rabbits named Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot were sitting in their rabbit den. Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot were the big rabbits, and Foot was just a wee little critter. While Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot were playing their rabbit games, Foot Foot looked at Foot Foot Foot and Foot and said, “I’m hungry!” “So are we,” said Foot Foot Foot and Foot. “But where can we get some food? “asked Foot to Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot. “I know,” said Foot Foot, “Foot Foot Foot and I can hop over the Farmer Brown’s cabbage patch. And after we eat, we can bring some back for you.” Wee little baby Foot stamped his foot and said, “But I don’t want to stay here! I wanna go with you and Foot Foot Foot!” “Now Foot,” said Foot Foot Foot, “Don’t make me put my foot down. You know that Foot Foot and I are bigger and faster and thus can get away from Farmer Brown.” So finally, Foot agreed with Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot that he would stay in the rabbit den and Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot would go over and eat the cabbage. Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot hopped over the Farmer Brown’s garden and started munching happily away on the cabbage. The cabbage was very good and Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot were very hungry. All of a sudden there was a loud foot fall and Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot ran and hid, thinking it was Farmer Brown with his shotgun coming to get them. After it was quiet, Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot looked around the cabbage they were hiding behind. “It’s just me!” said Foot, suprising Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot. “Foot, you are a very bad rabbit,” said Foot Foot Foot. “You know Foot Foot and I told you to stay home. “I know,” said Foot, “but when I saw you happily munching on the cabbage, I said to myself, ‘I should go join my brothers Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot and eat the cabbage too.’ “ “Well,” said Foot Foot to Foot Foot Foot, “Since he is already here, Foot might as well stay.” “Yes, Foot Foot, you’re right” said Foot Foot Foot, “since Foot is already here, he can stay.” So Foot Foot Foot, Foot Foot, and Foot again started munching happily away on the cabbage. Then Foot Foot Foot heard a loud noise. “I see you rabbits! And this time I’ll get you for sure!” yelled Farmer Brown. Foot Foot Foot yelled to Foot Foot and Foot, “Run for your lives Foot Foot and Foot!” and scrambled back towards the rabbit den. Now since Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot were the older and faster rabbits, they made it back to the den before Foot did. And right as Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot thought Foot was going to make it, BLAM!! roared the shotgun. After a bit, Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot looked outside. To their sorrow, there was poor Foot lying their dead, killed by Farmer Brown’s shotgun. Foot Foot loooked at Foot Foot Foot and said, “we can’t just leave Foot there, Foot Foot Foot.” “Quite right Foot Foot,” agreed Foot Foot Foot. “Let’s give Foot a proper rabbit burial.” So Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot dragged little foot to his favorite spot in the meadow and started digging. And they dug, and they dug, and they dug. They were almost done covering Foot up when Foot Foot looks up a Foot Foot Foot and says, “All this work has made me hungry again. Come on Foot Foot Foot, let’s go back to the garden and eat more cabbage.” “Foot Foot are you crazy?!?” exclaims Foot Foot Foot. “Can’t you see that we already have one Foot in the grave?” - KAM
Posted on: Sun, 08 Sep 2013 01:55:55 +0000
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