(On September 17, 1994, Alabamas Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, E8A5259C1CFE4CE197C11B5B40590779@JohnPC Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, F77CBD5C273942D395692D2B1EBD3224@JohnPC Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 4898A6CB0773452BB797B7E75118A7B0@JohnPC Ive never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 5A23613AFA07410CBAB84EC670EBE24C@JohnPC Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 78D4CE2A9D2442CBB45F795443E77FA8@JohnPC That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and Im just the one to do it, --A congressional candidate in Texas . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 18C5C901D9FE46B9909E99F8ECB9AC3B@JohnPC Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark MY PERSONAL FAVORITE! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 5C7F79AA04B34CF5B64E25AE09F6201F@JohnPC It isnt pollution thats harming the environment. Its the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.. --Al Gore, Vice President ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FEB2A59A7D00477D82F16B451FF31A2C@JohnPC I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix -- Dan Quayle ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 49C191E44C6646A2AEAB6EF3C899B533@JohnPC Weve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? --Lee Iacocca ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, B363435748D24E33BC2C20E940B39782@JohnPC The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 8EAEE9B182574AB6919A4A86465AEE4F@JohnPC We dont necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 548F5FECC8A2442EBB98AEF8D2E5B96D@JohnPC8B439014CDA54B41B34866570F4076A1@JohnPC Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Traditionally, most of Australia s imports come from overseas. --Keppel Enderbery ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 156E6FF9ED8E49A7877257EC1CE7A382@JohnPC If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, therell be a record. --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to? your brilliant friends. 87A52CFE25CE4F2E9658A8B77DE8064E@JohnPC I just did !!
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