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On my birthday, my ever caring mother woke me and my husband up to buy food to cook for my humble celebration from Mercadong Bag-o at, Mandaue. This is a real life experience so take note of my misfortunes!!!!!! 1. We got up, changed clothes but when we were about to go out of the compound, IT WAS BAHA!!!! Yes, its TRUE. 2. Since it was a rainy day, tricycle going to Mercado-Bag-o is very race but finally we had one to ride on.Dugaya pud kasakay oi kay puro balibad. 3. My husband got hungry so we had sikwati and budbud when suddenly, it rained hard.... 4. The umbrella is not enough for me and my husband so I decided to get wet!!!!! I got really WWWWEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5.We had to walk less than a kilometer from the market just to get a ride....kapoya oi..... 6. Then, we had to cross the flooded compound street again. Now, its already knee high...mas taas na ang baha. 7. Later, I decided to have a document notarized by a cousin at Biano-Gingoyon Law firm but it was closed....syempre kay Saturday man. Bogo jud ko. syempre nilabang napud me baha. 8. So, I was invited by a lady-clerk of a lawyer upstairs, so we went up and when I asked how much....oi...mahal man...ayaw nalang. 9. I closed the law firms door, went down ahead of my husband and I REALLY WENT DOWN AHEAD!!!!!!! BOG-BOG-BOG-BOG and finally BOG. Ladies and gentlemen, I fell off from 5 steps of the stairs. What a shame! Good thing I still managed to stand up, cry for the pain and walked like a limp....Lucky enough that I have a FAT ASS to tolerate the pain better than other skinny girls out there. hhhmmmpppp!!!!! 10. Gikataw-an ko sa ako bana!!!! Happy birthday daw nako. huhuhu 11. Uli ko...I mean uli me ni bana after ko niya gipapaplit ug shock parts sa motor. In short lakawlakaw me for that motorpart while Im in pain. Will you still be happy if you were in my place?
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 15:11:14 +0000

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