Once Lallu Yadav, L. K. Advani and P. V. Narsimbha Road were going by car and all of them died due to car accident. Yamraj told Lallu, u go to hell and told rest to go to heaven. Lallu protested and asked Yamraj why I will go to hell as we all are politician we all told lie, we all took bribe then why I will alone go to hell and they will go to heaven. Yamrah told Lallu ok I will take test and if any one fails he have to go to hell. Lallu agreed. Yamrah asked Narsimbha to spell GERMANY, he spelled correctly, then he asked Advani to spell FRANCE, he also spelled correctly, then he asked Lallu to spell out CZECHOSLOVAKIA, Lallu could not spell out correctly. Again, he objected and told Yamrah they have studied from english medium and I studies from hindi medium. Yamrah again asked a question, he asked Narsimbha to spell out "CHIRIYA BOLI CHU CHU", he spell out correct and then to Advani to "KUTTA BOLD BHUE BHUE" and he also spell out correct and lastly he asked Lallu to spell out BANDAR BOLD GURRRRRRRR...........", again he failed to spell out correctly. Again Lallu requested Yamraj that since I am a student of History, please asked last question from history. Yamraj agreed. He asked Narsimbha Rao, "WHEN INDIA GOT INDEPENDENCE", Narsimbha Rao gives correct answer. Then he asked Advaniji, "HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED DURING INDEPENDENCE", It was tough but he gave correct answer. Then he asked Lallu, "GIVE THE NAME AND ADDRESS OF THEM". He surrendered. The theam of this story is "IF MANAGEMENT WANTS TO SCREW, HE WILL SCREW AT ANY COST".
Posted on: Sun, 11 Aug 2013 14:31:08 +0000
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