Once, some senior people from UPA went to inspect a newly opened vegetable and fruit market. Digvijay Singh: How much for these oranges? Vendor: Sir, these are fresh oranges from Nagpur. They are for Rs. 150 for a dozen. Digvijay Singh: Sorry, I don’t want them. Because there is RSS headquarter in Nagpur. Salman Khurshid: Do you sell any stale and rotten vegetables and fruits at cheap rates? Vendor (surprised): Why sir? Salman Khurshid: Well, they are for my charitable trust. I get Lakhs of rupees grant from the government for them by putting fake bills. Robert Vadra: How about these Mangoes and Banana? Vendor (teasing): Why sir, do you want to say again, ‘Mango people in Banana Republic?’ Rahul Gandhi: What is the rate of these beans per dozen? Vendor: Sorry sir, we sell beans by weight in kilo and moreover, these are not beans, they are green chilies. Manmohan Singh: How much for these tomatoes? Vendor: Sir, they are free… because I have seen you live … speaking…!!!
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 02:42:24 +0000