Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you - TopicsExpress



          

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to naked bars, and dated ladies half his age, and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard complaining, and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders, and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, spit tin after tin of Copenhagen and Grizzly, never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was super cool and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up !! THE END !!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 20:32:04 +0000

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