One of these silly things... but it has been proven sillily accurate by numerous credibly silly individuals! I really AM the Red Mermaid of the (mid)West.... As many of you know, Ive with suffered periodic mermaid syndrome (pms) for years in which I cant get a guy to make-out with me unless hes not only drunk enough to imagine sea creatures are singing to him but so drunk as to be okay with or completely oblivious to it... and then some other hotter chick shows up and something about my voice in her creepy glowing seashell necklace that totally doesnt make sense with that outfit plus its also creepy and glowing and singing even though her lips arent moving and the guy is always enough of a wanker to fall for that... but whatevs my underwear are bivalves so its not like I can judge. Sillily makes me think of cilia which I guess means that the individuals were actually hairy microbes. I realize no body reads anything beyond one line on facebook so Im just using this space to ramble about whatever the fug I want generally. lol Boobies..
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 01:26:42 +0000