One passenger did all of this: NO JOKE! Late on the plane and missed her previous flight making it known to every passenger in a 50 foot radius. Two GINORMOUS BAGS without overhead space left due to her tardiness. Not including the tray of wheatgrass shoved under the seat in front of her, organically grown purchased at her local farmers market. Doing yoga in the seat next to me and quite literally kicked the guys head in the seat in front of me on the aisle with her barnacled toenail fungusd hooves. Then proceeded to sit Indian style. Pushed the flight attendant call button umpteen times on a 1 hour flight from SFO-LAX. 1-water for the wheat grass. 2-When do we land? 3-How long is this flight? 4. What part of the airport do we arrive at? 5. Where can I get a taxi?. Asked me at least 30 questions about flight logistics. I had one question for her that I made perfectly loud and clear. Do you drive a Prius? I asked. Why yes I do as she smiled with glee. About 4 executives in ear shot of me nestled in Economy plus chuckled. The end of the flight. Of course one of her hemp bags was 7 rows back. Yes. She pushed pulled and used that hairy armpit to clear her way back to that bag..Then back up as she tragically muttered out a soft excuse me while she pushed pulled and wide legged forwarded bended her way past every passenger in order to get out of the plane first as I am late for my meeting. Of course I loudly stated. Please let her by so we can get rid of her!. Yes sadly she was from my home town of Sebastopol California.
Posted on: Mon, 23 Jun 2014 10:55:24 +0000