Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein, 1872 He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton, 1904 He who fully unwraps shawarma completely before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln, 1864 Any man who uses his teeth to cut ponmo from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - MartinLuther king jnr, 1900 Anyone who thinks he has the most enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare, 1788 He who asks for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues -Alexander III, 1709 He who refuses to classify agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is racist - Martin Luther King jnr, 1931 Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder - Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, 1999 No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot boil yam - Goodluck Jonathan, 2013 Drinking gari doesnt mean you are poor. Allowing the gari to swell up before drinking it is poverty - Queen Elizabeth,1983 Any one that reads this without laughing is looking for a job- Lord Lugard, 1914-Laugh jare !!
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 20:27:13 +0000
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