Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne Kathleen Wynne is touring Simcoe County in her chauffeur driven car. Suddenly, on Hwy. 26 a cow appears around a sharp bend in the road. They hit it head on and the car comes to a stop. Kathleen in her usual jaunty manner says to the chauffeur : Get out and check - you were driving. The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. You were driving, go and tell the farmer, says Kathleen, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything else in this county.” The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. My God, what happened to you ? asks Kathleen. The chauffeur replies : When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. What on earth did you say? asks Kathleen. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, Im Kathleen Wynne’s chauffeur and Ive just killed the old cow.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 02:41:04 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015