Open Letter to Orlan-Draw Pie Rats Fan... Greetings fellow rival (Hoping that you are par with the meaning of the latter word), I do not hope you are good wherever you are (I will explain this as you continue to exercise your reading skills, or lack thereof, instead of thinking you are the best in Africa, or what what...) Firstly, let me take this opportunity and emphasize the fact that we are not friends, hence we are rivals as per my greeting above... You do not like me, I do not like you; your blood is red, your bones are white and your skin is black, and the least you can do is to be honest here... Maybe you should rethink this red, white black slogan and change to red, white, black, white, chinese, indian etc. to accommodate your capitalist counterparts, (but that should be another topic one day for the 5 skippers) Secondly, my fellow rival, please do not feel bad if I do not support you ahead of your first leg of the CAF Champions League Final against Al Ahly tonight... Remember, we are not friends so I am not obliged to support you or in any way smile whenever you score goals, my job as a rival is to make your soccer life as miserable as it can be, and the only thing we share is the air we breathe... You keep saying you are representing South Africa, well, I dont know but the South Africa I come from has only one jersey (which is green & yellow), maybe you are colour blind or maybe you have changed your colours but eitherway; that is for the another day topic... Let me further elaborate the fact that while you are crying for support (suddenly) being in that cocky state of mind that you always had being the confused supporter that you are (probably due to hormones); I hope it is not yet the time of the month and you will let your coach do his job (hoping that its not his time of the month aswell) without suggesting that he be fired as soon as the players do not deliver (common sense is uncommon I guess)... My (for lack of a worst word) rival, you do not need me, I support my own team, (which doesnt think its Bafana Bafana)... But you do need prayers though, thats the best for the advice I can offer you (and that is not for the joke). You have other supporters with the same like, cry to them, are they not South Africans? Lets not mislead and pretend to each other here... We will be watching in anticipation without fear and favour, hoping that you lose (because we are not friends)... If you win, well, just like the previous match we know that it will be a draw and being the Orlan-draw Pie Rats supporter that you are we know that a draw is a win from your point of view... We hope that penalties will not be in order, that will be a dissaster... I end here...
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 13:12:48 +0000
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