Oya, mek u laugh small jare! I was driving down a street along Lingu, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it not knowing it was faulty! As usual, he wanted something from me for calling while driving. Suddenly, he saw my big dog Mosbila, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him. Policeman: Shaking -Ah! You carry dog? I: (bone face) yes, I carry dog, na offense? Policeman: (uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from? I: From hospital of course! Policeman: Ehen! You sick? I: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef. Policeman: (shaken terribly) Ehen! But why d dog dey shake head like that? I: Na so him dey do if e wan bite person. Policeman: The dog know you? I: Yes nao, no be my dog? Policeman: (Sweating) This ur door, how you dey open am? I: How you take enter? Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no gree open. (The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear). Policeman: (Now sliding forward) Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you, na lift I wanted. I: How much you go pay me to open am? Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning oo. Na only N1,000 dey wit me. I: You neva ready. (I looked back at the dog). Policeman: Okx4, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join am. (Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient) Oga, I, I, I beg, sorry SIR. Take the N2,000 make you open the door pleassse! I: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the car)! Policeman: God go punish ur dog & u. Idiot, e no go ever better 4 una (yeye dog & wicked man!) Dont just laugh alone, makr others too.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 19:59:45 +0000
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