PM :) - Cornbreads Career Choices His first job was working in an orange juice factory, but he got canned... couldnt concentrate. Then he worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but he just couldnt hack it, so they gave him the ax. After that he tried to be a tailor, but he just wasnt suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next he tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. Then he tried to be a chef. He figured it would add a little spice to his life, but he just didnt have the thyme. He attempted to be a deli worker, but any way he sliced it, he couldnt cut the mustard. His best job was being a musician, but eventually he found he wasnt noteworthy. He studied a long time to become a doctor, but he didnt have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory. He tried, but he just didnt fit in. He became a professional fisherman, but discovered that he couldnt live on his net income. He managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then he got a job in a workout center, but they said he wasnt fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, he finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it. His last job was working at Starbucks, but he had to quit because it was always the same old grind. SO HE RETIRED, AND FOUND THAT HE WAS PERFECT FOR THE JOB
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 20:41:36 +0000
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