POLITICAL CORRECTNESS UPDATE... Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, people who live in or are from northeast Alabama, north Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee and West Virginia will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES. You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 6. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. (Loved this one!) 6. Its not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - Its TROUSER CLEAVAGE. P.S. And being out of work, on welfare and food stamps is now being “income free”!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 14:10:43 +0000
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