Papa Thorn throws a Halloween party for all his really weird friends. Thorn opens the door, and there is Martin the Postman in just his boxer shorts. Well, its fancy dress isnt it? inquires Martin. Yes, Papa Thorn replies, but wheres your costume? This is it. Im a premature ejaculation. Ive just come in my shorts. Next to the door was Fogie and Beth Ann, both in nothing but brown paint all over thier bodies. What the heck kind of costume is that? asks Thorn. Fogie pipes up, Were dressed as Hershey bars, one with nuts, one without nuts. Next is Mad Dog, completely naked except for a large rose vase slid over his manhood. What the hell kind of costume is that? asks the host. I am a fire alarm, Mad Dog replied. In case of fire break the glass, pull twice, and I come. Next is the Bleat and Maggie. Bleat is naked, wearing roller skates, with his hands tied behind his back. Maggie is firmly holding onto his rigid member. Maggie herself is completely naked except on her feet is a big old floppy pair of boots. So, what the devil are you two? Thorn inquires. Maggie speaks up, Ol Bleat here is a pull toy, and I am Puss in Boots. Next is Ross....wearing nothing except a potato entirely covering his schlong. Thorns eyse light up, OK, I can get this one. You are a dictater, right? Next, coming naked up the walk, is the Ben the Redneck Genius and Alicat. Now, you guys didnt even TRY to wear a costume! exclaims Thorn. Oh, yes we did, breathes Alicat huskily. We are Edgar Allen Poes Pit and the Pendulum. Next, wearing a shirt and tie, camouflage pants and combat boots, was Trev. Hmmmmm...whatever kind of costume is that?, Thorn inquires. Trev replies, Id think it was obvious...Im a lower GI. Next up the walk is Dave, naked with a kitchen frying pan tied around his waist to cover his manly bulge. This is too obviously...Peter Pan! exclaims Papa Thorn. Next, B. El S. shows up with nothing on but a young naked woman on his back. So what the hell are you supposed to be? the Thorn asked. Im a snail. El replies. What a load! Thorn spat. How can you be a snail when all youve got is that young naked woman on your back? Youve got it wrong, he replies. Thats Michelle. Next up the sidewalk comes Scooter, and a lady in a stained blue dress with a Monica Lewinski mask. Scooter is all covered in a round brown casing. When Thorn asks, Scooter explains, My lady and I were discussing our Halloween costumes tonight. She wanted to go as Monica Lewinsky. So Im going as the cigar. Next up the walkway is none other than Buffalo Bill. Hes dressed in nothing except a sign with a large E taped to his chest. Make way for the E-Male, he announces as he saunters inside. Following him is Bluez Mama, completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. Make way for the sourpuss, she shouts as she follows the Buffalo inside. Finally up the walk comes Auschef, painted all red except for his manhood, which was painted black. Papa Thorn invites him inside, asking what he may be. You stupid wanker! If you would take the cum out of your eyes and stop beating off for two minutes straight for once in your life, you would see Im a goddamed stick of dynamite! Auschef snarls. At that, everyone starts screaming and running for the doors! Thorn grabs Maggie and asks what the problem is. Maggie, in a panic, trying to pull away, yells, Didnt you see how short his fuse is?
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 11:07:26 +0000
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