Personal Definitions by Jason A. Torgerson: MAGAZINE: (noun) 1. a printed periodical bound in paper, typically specializing in a particular subject; most contain a plethora of product advertisements and celebrity photographs, a number of various surveys, and a small portion of poorly written articles, all of which function to promote the enticement of readers to purchase things they do not need or can not afford, envy, worship, and emulate the rich and famous, and to feel an overall dissatisfaction with their lives; some exceptions 2. popular reading material for waiting rooms and air travel 3. a sad fate for a tree {EXAMPLE: Tanya used a folded up Us Weekly MAGAZINE to scrape the large amount of dog poop she had just stepped in, from off the bottom of her shoe.} This has been Personal Definitions by Jason A. Torgerson.
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