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Phone Store Employee: Good afternoon. Can I help you with anything? Me: Thank you for talking to Merkley, this conversation may be recorded for quality assurance purposes. Para Español marke dos. Please enter or say your ten digit phone number to get started. Phone Store employee: Haha, funny. Me: Im sorry, I didnt get that, please enter or say your 10 digit phone number to get started. Phone Store Employee: Ok I get it, very funny. Is there anything I can help you with today? Me: Ok, you need to talk to someone. Is this correct? Please say yes or press 1 to continue. Phone Store Employee: Fine, Yes. Me: Ok, but to help me direct you to the right place, please choose from the following options: To sell me something, press or say 1. To waste my time, press or say 2. To aggravate me, press or say 3... Phone Store Employee: Listen dude, I only work here, that stuff annoys me too. Me: Im sorry, I didnt get that. To sell me something, press or say 1. To waste my time, press or say 2. To aggravate me, press or say 3. To get a punch in the face, press or say 4. For a kick in the balls, press or say 5. To return to the main menu press or say 6. Phone Store Employee: *rolls eyes. Me: Im sorry, I still didnt get that. To sell me something, press or say 1. To waste my time, press or say 2. To aggravate me, press or say 3. To get a punch in the face, press or say 4. For a kick in the balls, press or say 5. To return to the main menu press or say 6... Phone Store Employee: Zero. Me: Im sorry, I still didnt get that. To sell me something, press or say 1. To waste my time, press or say... Phone Store Employee: ZERO ZERO! Me: Im sorry, I still didnt get that. To sell me something... Phone Store Employee: ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO!! Me: Im sorry, I still didnt... Phone Store Employee: ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZEEROOOO!! ##**##*!!!. Me: Thank you for talking to Merkley, this conversation may be recorded for quality assurance purposes. Para Español marke dos.. ...Forever and ever til they both died of cancer. The End.

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