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Picked up my takeaway dumplings, stepped outside and had a young man in a suit (believable looking) walk pass with a concerned look on his face point and say you have a spider on your shoulder - not wanting to look gullible or like an arachnophobic freak i laugh, lightly brush my shoulder and keep walking. The man stops me and repeats- im serious there is a big spider right there on your shoulder anyone who knows my irrational fear of spiders can only imagine the episode that followed- screaming, jumping, ripping my clothes off in the street, flipping my hair around only to have the man say woah settle down- i just wanted your attention so i could get your number Well played buddy🙌
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 09:09:23 +0000

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