Pizza Pals! Lend me your ears. I regret to inform you that Our Dear Leader, Cory Davenport, is officially on sabbatical from the Pizzaverse in order to focus his attentions on the noble pursuit of writing. Let us have a brief moment of silence as we allow ourselves to deeply feel our pangs of grief, and despair over his absence. But do not dwell on the sorrow. When we have properly mourned, we shall with brightened hearts lift our eyes unto the computer screen, and be gladdened at the thought of all the wondrous feats of expression King Cory is surely accomplishing at this very moment. But according to Pizzalore, the Pizza Patriarch will soon return, riding a chariot of pepperoni driven by four mozzarella seahorses on a wave of sauce. It has been foretold that he will wield the mighty Pizza Cutter against the dreaded Lizarfs and once and for all bring eternal piece to the Pizzaverse. Do not fret, Pizza Pals. It is always darkest before the dawn. (also he said Im in charge again while hes gone so suck it)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 00:56:58 +0000
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