Politics is everywhere, its in your shirt, its in your pants Gujarat is bigger than United Kingdom India is bigger than Europe and United States put together Poverty is a State of Mind, if you have confidence, you will overcome it Agar desh ko badlna hai, toh pahle Gujarat ko badlo…...maine galti se Gujarat bol diya Bihar ki bajaye - Pappu in Bihar I have lost it - Pappus confession at CII and his take on Life in general Stop asking your politicians how theyre gonna do it, and start asking yourself how youre gonna do it “Let me ask YOU the same question, how would YOU do it?” 10 out of 7 youths in Punjab have a drug problem Rani ki Jhansi, she is a hero - Pappu at CII Doing Yoga in New York, dancing around....thats Indian power - Pappu at CII How many of you are getting your mail dropped from airplanes in the sky? It has been a long time since I got that - Pappu at CII I happen to come from a chain of people - Pappu at CII It is difficult to stop every terrorist attack, we can only stop 99% of them China is referred to as the dragon and India as an elephant. But we are not an elephant, we are a beehive - Pappu at CII Hindustan ek soch hai. Hindustan ek jagah hai….magar Hindustan ek soch hai. - Pappu at a rally in Punjab Testimonials for Pappu Prime Minister ko kam se kam file pe note likhna toh aana chahiye, Pappu ko toh woh bhi nahi aata - Ram Jethmalani Uski education kya hai, experience kya hai? That man knows nothing! - Ram Jethmalani Pappu should tell what books has he read in last five years, or has he any? - Ram Jethmalani Where has he (Pappu) received his degree from? - Ram Jethmalani Election commission asks everyone to disclose their financial assets, for Pappu, they should ask him to declare the intellectual assets - Ram Jethmalani Have you ever heard any single quotable quote from him in 5-7 years so far? - Ram Jethmalani Pappu is dumb and drug addict - Subramanian Swamy Uska actual naam toh Buddhu hai, aaj tak koi exam pass nahi kiya usne - Subramanian Swamy Pappu is an Amul baby - Kerala Chief Minister V S Achuthananadan Pappu was arrested/detained by the FBI at the BOSTON Airport in September 2001. He was carrying with you $ 1,60,000 in Cash” “Pappu’s only achievement is that he had a Columbian girlfriend Veronique Cartelli, allegedly, the Daughter of Drug Mafia “Pappu was born in the Gandhi family, and that was the peak of his career” “Pappu got into Harvard on donation, once there he worked soooo hard that he managed to get kicked out within 3 months” Yo Pappu So Dumb The bank sends Pappu a mail, ‘Your payments are outstanding’. He replies: ‘thanks for the compliment’ #YoPappuSoDumb #YoPappuSoDumb ... that he removed RAM from his laptop for secular reasons! How do u keep Pappu busy 24/7? Give him a blank page with PTO written on both sides. #YoPappuSoDumb #YoPappuSoDumb that whenever or wherever Dumb Charades is played, he gets royalties. Pappu words make Manmohan Singhs silence look like a stroke of genius. #YoPappuSoDumb #YoPappuSoDumb he sleeps with a scale to measure how long he has slept. #YoPappuSoDumb that at the family table, Robert Vadra is called the smart one #YoPappuSoDumb that when his fitness coach told him lift the dumbbell he just lifted a bell #YoPappuSoDumb he thinks Jawaharlal built Mount Everest in memory of Mrs. Mountbatten #YoPappuSoDumb that he took 18 of his friends to a movie because the poster said Above 18 only View More Pappu in Action
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 17:57:43 +0000
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