President Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin and Angelina Jolie are traveling in a train which goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and McCain are sitting there looking perplexed. Obama is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic without saying anything. Sarah Palin thinks: These Americans are all crazy after Angelina Jolie. McCain must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Angelina Jolie thinks: McCain must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sarah Palin instead and got slapped. Barack Obama thinks: Damn it. McCain must have tried to kiss either of the two ladies. They might have thought it was me and slapped me. McCain thinks: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Obama again.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 04:42:25 +0000
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