Presidents Doctors Degrees Test 360: Name the story. Sally: The Doctor. Larry: Whos the doctor? Sally: Hes the Doctor. The Doctor: Yep, thats me. Sally: Okay, that was scary. Larry: No, it sounds like hes replying but he always says that. The Doctor: Yes I do. Larry: And that. The Doctor: Yep. And this. Sally: He can hear us! Oh my god, you can really hear us! Larry: Of course he cant hear us. Look, Ive got a transcript. See? Everything he says. Yep. Thats me. Yes I do. Yep. And this. Next its Are you going to read out whole thing? The Doctor: —Are you going to read out the whole thing? Larry: Sorry. Sally: Who are you? The Doctor: Im a time traveller. Or I was. Im stuck. In 1969. Martha: Were stuck! All of space and time he promised me and now Ive got a job in a shop, Ive gotta support him! The Doctor: Martha! Martha: Sorry. Sally: Ive seen this bit before. The Doctor: Quite possibly. Sally: 1969?. Thats where youre talking from? The Doctor: Fraid so. Sally: But youre replying to me. You cant know exactly what Im going to say 40 years before I say it. The Doctor: 38. Larry: Im getting this down. Im writing in your bits. Sally: How? How is this possible? Tell me! Not so fast! The Doctor: People dont understand time. Its not what you think it is. Sally: Then what is it? The Doctor: Complicated. Sally: Tell me. The Doctor: Very complicated. Sally: Im clever. And Im listening. And dont patronize me because people have died and Im not happy. Tell me! The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint its more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff. Sally: Yeah, Ive seen this bit before. You said that sentence got away from you. The Doctor: It got away from me, yeah. Sally: Next thing youre going to say is Well I can hear you. The Doctor: Well I can hear you. Sally: This is impossible! Larry: No, its brilliant! The Doctor: Well not hear you exactly, but I know everything youre going to say. Larry: Always give me the shivers, that bit. Sally: How can you know what Im going to say? The Doctor: Look to your left. Larry: What does he mean by look to your left? Ive written tons about that on the forums. I think its a political statement. Sally: He means you. What are you doing? Larry: Im writing in your bits. That way Ive got a complete transcript of the conversation. Wait until this hits the net. This will explode the egg forums. Worth 4000 credits
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 06:25:00 +0000
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