Punjab Me 1 Train Ke Niche 100 Sardar Aa Gaye! 99 Mar Gaye.. 1 Bach Gaya. Reporter Ne Usse Puchha: Ye Sab Kise Hua..? Sardar: Galat Announcement Ki Vajah Se, Announcement Huva Tha Ki Shatabdi Express Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai! To Sab Ghabra Ke Platform Se Utarkar Patri Par Aa Gaye! Par Train Platform Par Nahi Patri Par Aayi. Reportr: Aur Aap Samajdar Nikle Jo Patri Par Nahi Utre! Sardar: Are Nahi Re, Me To Suicide Karne Aya Tha, Announcement Sunke Me Patri Se Hatkar Platform Pe Let Gaya Tha. (2) BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..! GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile?? BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.. Solid Lagti Hai..!! (3) Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya. TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai. Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho… (4) Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena. Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya. Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho?? Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha…. (5) Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge.. . . . . . . Isiliye Nahi Bheja. I Care For U Always.. (6) Sharabi Road par Pada Tha, Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He? Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir.. Police man - Kya Majburi Thi? Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha.. (7) Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao. Dr: Saadi kar Lo. Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi! Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi! (8) Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He? Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He? Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks.. (9) Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi.. . . Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ?? . . Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..?? (10) Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko 1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI” Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye… Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta? Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!! (11) 1st Friend: Mere Pas Engineering Ki Degree He Kya Karu? . . . . . 2nd Friend: OLX Pe Bech De.. (12) Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho, Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki.. DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai.. Agar Khelna Hai To.. . . KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai.. (13) Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain. Manu: Par Kaise? Tanu: Tension Se. Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He? Tanu: Baal Girne Ki. (14) Ek Sarder Ne Air-Hostess Se Kaha, “Aapki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Kafi Milti Hai”. Air-Hostess Ne Ye Sunke Zordaar Thappad Uske Muh Pe Mara… Sardar Fouran Bola: Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai.. (15) Pappu Nd Sardar Football Stadium Mein.. Pappu: Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kar Rahe Hai? Santa : Goal Kar Rahe He.. Pappu: Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Hi Gol He, Or Kitni Gol Karenge? (16) Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho.. Qki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat Or Munch 50 Paise Me Nahi Aati. Haha Ab Dubara Mat Puchna! (17) Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja.. Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi, Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!” (18) Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.. (19) Sun Rahi Hai Na tu..!! . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke Behri’ Ho Gayi Hu Main... (20) Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha. 1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di. Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya. Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha? Wo Ladke Ne Kaha - “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai. (21) Sishya: Guruji, Wife, Biwi, Patni, Shrimati, Aurat, Ardhangini, Gharwali In Sab Me Kitna Fark He? Guru: Vats, Itna Mat Socho. Musibat Ek, Naam Anek! (22) Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho. Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega.. (23) 2 Ladkiya Apas Me Ladd Rahi Thi Tab wahi Se 1 sharabi Guzra. 1st Girl: Ye sharabi Tera Boyfriend . 2nd: Nahi Tera BF . 1st: Tera . 2nd: Tera . . . Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau? (24) Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Mein Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte Hai?? Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..!! (25) Ladka: Doctor Me Roj 10 Baje Uth Ta Hu, Aur Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Problem Ho Rahi Hai. Doctor: Bachche Jaldi Utha Karo, Kyon Ki Sari Oxygen Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Lete Hai.. (26) Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha .. Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho? Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane .. (27) Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He. Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He. Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan, Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He.. (28) Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai. Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai, Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu? Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai. (29) Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The? Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi? Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.. (30) Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.. (31) 3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola, Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai. 1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai. (32) Teacher - Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath. . Papu - Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi. Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha. Moral - Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni. (33) Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai. Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise? Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na. (34) 2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the, 1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju? 2ra: nahi 1la: kyu? 2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..? (35) Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..?? . . . . . Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi.. (36) Girl: Aap Mujhe Lift Doge To M Apko Apna Cell No. Dungi. . . . . . . . Boy: Jahan Chaho Wahan Chhor Dunga, Par Numbr Rehne Do, Bas 100 Ka Petrol Dalva Dena. Girl: Uffff Mehangai Ne Ladkon Ko Bhi Shareef Bana Diya Hai. (37) Girl: Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond Ki Ring De Do, Mein Ring Ko Dekhke Tumhe Roj Yaad Karungi, Boy: Tum Ye Soch Kar Yaad Kar Lena Ki Kamine Se Ring Mangi Magar Ring Nahi Di!! (38) Munna Circuit Se: Yeh Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Circuit: Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Hai, Munna: Door Ka Matlab? Me Samja Nahi, Circuit: Iss Ke Aur Mere Bich 8 Bhai - Bahan Aur Hai!! (39) Dimagi Dukandar - Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do.. Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..! (40) Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai? 2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..!
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 08:50:27 +0000
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