Puns of the day: 1. The word procrastination comes from the Greek myth of Procastes, who would stretch every task to fit the time available. 2. The ancient Greek goddess of parking was Demeter. If you parked in an unpropitious place, you had to feed Demeter. 3. The crow is a very wise bird. Whatever it does, it does with caws. 4. Where do orchids \come from? From a mommy orc and a daddy orc. 5. I found my female sibling weeping, and asked her, Having a cry, sis? 6. A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs. It became known as Dogless Fairbanks. 7. Which famous golfer loves to drink wine? Litre Vino. 8. In ancient Rome, deli workers were told that they could eat anything they wanted during lunch hour. Anything, that is, except the smoked salmon. Thus were created the worlds first anti-lox breaks. 9. A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of purple paint. Both crews were marooned. 10. A scientist cloned himself but the experiment created a duplicate who used very foul language. As the clone cursed and swore, the scientist finally pushed it out of the window, and it fell to its death. Later the scientist was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:13:46 +0000
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