Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect? A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly! Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy? A. A chimpansy. Q. Where did the boy take his pet pig to? A. The Ham-usement park! Q. What is brown, has a tail and a head, but no legs? A. A penny! Q. Why did the mushroom have so many friends? A. Because he was a fungi! Q. What does a phone eat? A. Minutes. Q. Why was the Egyptian confused? A. Because someone told him his daddy was a mummy! Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? A. It gave her a ring! Q. What does a cow grow on its face? A. A MOOstache. Q. Why did the bread cross the road? A. To BUTTER the other side! Q. Why does Waldo wear stripes? A. Because he doesnt want to be spotted! Q. Why dont ducks tell jokes when they are flying? A. Because they just might quack up. Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke? A. Sorry Im still working on it! Q. Where can you find a 3 foot ruler? A. At a yard sale. Q. What do you call an ant who studies accounts? A. An accountANT. Q. There are two dads and two sons that went fishing. Everyone caught a fish, but only three fish were caught. How is this possible? A. There was a grandfather, a dad and a son. Q. What kind of music do stars listen to? A. The starry blues. Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like? A. DINOmite! Q. What does an injured lemon need? A. Lemon Aid! Q. I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half? A. They were all boys.
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