Question: Gudo rakakwira danda rikadonha. Chii chakadonha? A. GUDO B. DANDA C.GUDO NEDANDA D. HAPANA ACCOUNTANTS - iwewe chii chaurikuda kuti chidonhe between the two ENGINEERS - It depends on the effect & extent of the gravitational effect on both these two objects. If the danda was directly perpendicular to the ground while gudo climbed the danda at 45 degrees its chances of it dropping is 4.2 MARKETING MANAGERS - (From a Timber company) -We are leading suppliers of treated poles & we havent received any complaints from clients since 45 years we have been in business so it cannot be disputed that GUDO ndiro rakadonha. TSVANGIRAI (From the opposition) - One doesnt need to have a university degree to tell that it is the baboon that fell. It cant climb the danda without falling because of starvation & illness. This demonstrates the governments insincerity & lack of policy package in tackling such environmental disasters. We promise people democracy & respect of human & animal rights. Under our government, only danda will fall not baboon but at the moment it is the baboon rakadonha sedhora redu. CIVIL SERVANT: It depends on whether the gudo was running away from P-nuts offered by the government, so because of hunger & starvation it fell back to the ground & failed to reach greener pastures being offered elsewhere. STREET NIGGAS RESPONSE: Gudo rakadonha coz waiva MUTUMBA asekuru... ZRP RESPONSE: Mr Gudo huyai pasyd,,ioverload yemuviri kaiyi...zunzai mashizha tione WASUs response: - Ini ndinobviro ite deny twunyaya twakasodaro ngekuti hapana evidence yakasokwana ba. Asi zvingangodaro kuti Baboon ndiye wakaite fall ngekuti haana kunyatso observa kwaaienda uye paakaclimber. Zvino ndingobviro mupe advice yekuti next time wodekuite climb danda tanga waite consult amweni ari around kuti kana wode ku climber wo ano user which methodology. SAMUTOKOs response: - Danda ndiro rakadonha nokuti rakange ranyoporiwa nomujuru. THE INDEPENDENT MEDIA - Kubva rinhi gudo richidonha, pane zvamariita chete. ZANU PF It is the work of our national detractors. We know Britain and her allies are behind this. Zimbabwe shall neva b a colony again. To the baboon we say rest in peace mwana wevhu. Sekuru Gudo was a nationalist leader who resentlessly fought for the liberation of this country. If it was not for the eastern imperialists who imposed sanctions on our beloved country, the danda would not have masterminded the fall of Cde Gudo.PAMBERI NEZANU-PF,,,,PASI NECHEMATAMA.... PAPA MAKANDIWA: The baboon didnt believe in my 3-day miracle baby. The baboon was not paying its tithes. The baboon didnt come for Judgment Night and the baboon didnt obey when I say touch not the annointed ones and don the prophets no harm. PAPA ANGEL: Somebody shout Amen Major. I accurately prophesied the death of the baboon. Usatambe ne annointing iri panapa. We were the first people to bring the prophetic ministry into Zimbabwe. I can accurately prophesy the baboons date of birth, cell number and ID number. Im not afraid of anyone (but is in under the protection of 6 body guards). GUMBURAs RESPONSE,,,,,,,,, l wz denied access to the mansion wer e main man z located,,so his response z yo homewrk til we find e answa n. 2054... mrng
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 08:46:36 +0000
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