Quickie Jokes for Tuesday. (PUT UP LATE ON MONDAY)--I broke up with my mistress after she texted me she was really into ALAN. Its been a tough week so far with the break up and being diagnosed as dyslexic. When my wife caught me using a Penis enlargement cream, she laughed. I told her, Theres no need to rub it in! My wife came home with a Vibrator, started waving it around and yelling, I dont need you anymore!. Guess what? HA! Who do you think had to put the batteries in? That night as we went to bed, my wife said to me, I want you to whisper dirty things into my ear, So I said, Bathroom, Kitchen, Family Room, Laundry room!
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 02:14:38 +0000
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