RANDOM: My oldest friend Rob (also the Executive Vice President of Roman Fitness Consulting, Entourage style), is accusing me of keeping a secret from you. Which is silly, because Im pretty open. His contention is that--despite all the potentially embarrassing stuff I reveal about myself on a daily basis--I have somehow neglected to mention this one thing. (He happens to be wrong, as a quick google search reveals, but lets just placate him.) POINT: Rob thinks I have never publicly mentioned that, for a brief stint, I had a job as the shirtless guy standing outside Abercrombie & Fitch. Well, here you go Rob. This is me publicly mentioning that for a few weeks in like 2005 or 2006, I got paid to stand outside A&F in the Roosevelt Field Mall in Garden City, dressed in nothing but Christmas themed boxers, a Santa hat and a scarf. My duties included: posing, taking pictures with 13-year old girls, and greeting everyone who came along by doing the upward-head-nod and say, Oooh hey, whutttuppp? It was a fun job, and I enjoyed it for what it was. I got free underwear and a lot of phone numbers. So, THERE. I mentioned it. Its in the open. Im not ashamed of having worked at A&F, bro. I mean, its not like I was a stripper...that was in college. Anyway. Im sober. Bye.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 01:49:35 +0000
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