RANDOM RAP BATTLES LINK VS MARIO Mario: it’s-a-me MARIO! A hundred battles under this plumber belt, don’t need a fire flower to bring the heat upon this Keebler elf. Let me show him how we do it in the mushroom kingdom, I hate to squash a fairy but somebody should’ve teamed him. With an entire legion of green pixie losers, I’d send ‘em back in hearses just like the koopa-troopas. You think your old enough so somebody’s gotta tell ya, last night we made a triforce, me, peach and Zelda. Link: so you really wanna step to the Hyrule hit man? a fat little meatball who’s smelling like a sh*t can You’re calling me a fairy then I’m guessing you’re a troll, but I burnt you’re little bridge before I’d ever pay your toll My many incarnations, save my nation, evil killing, while you jump on top of turtles cleaning pipes for a living. Your goal every level is jumping on a pole, I’ll shrink you down to size and flush you down your toilet bowl Mario2: alright it’s time to teach a lesson to this angry adolescent, underestimate the strength of the brother that you’re messin’ I’m a legend on the console a hero of the franchise, king of the mountain and this battle was a landslide. M on my hat I’m the don of this game sh*t, time to scratch your name off the top of my hit list. All-time star b*%ch! Can I get a witness? while you’ve got a game named after your princess! Link2: All those magic mushrooms are going to your head, I’m the link to your doom lyrically you’re underfed. It’s time to nail the coffin I’m getting slightly bored, and I sliced peach in half with my other master sword. Who would’ve thought the princess would be so sleazy, she shacked up with bowser and your bro Luigi. I already told you Zelda’s the game, but this is my legend it’s one and the same. I’m hitting the beat like a boomerang, and defeat is your only option to claim! TIME
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 06:06:16 +0000
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