REASONS WHY ONE DIRECTION SHOULD COME TO INDIA THE FANS. Indian Directioners are one of the most dedicated in the world (Doubt it? Take a look at our bedroom walls, those pitiful bags under our eyes and the list of “Most Played” tracks on our iPods). One of the biggest fandoms in the world, One Direction has a MASSIVE load of fans in India. Indian girls worship the 5 lads and even picture them to be the “Draupadi” between the 5 “Pandavas”. (I really don’t know about others, but at least I do). Indian fans are one of the most devoted, enthusiastic, and fanatical Directioners one will ever get to see. We wait till 3 am to watch all the new music videos that you release (bloody time zones), we try our guts out to trend #IndiaNeedsA1DConcert worldwide (the attempt, though fails at times, we never stop hash-tagging it). Indian fans feel they do not BAWL their eyes out for no reason, and hence, pretty validly, deserve a concert. INDIAN DIRECTIONERS FEEL LEFT OUT. We hide it behind our constant “Feels”, but yes, we DO feel left out at times. The lads never focus on our sub-continent, and at times it feels as if by “World Tour”, they mean “America and Europe Tour”. We work really hard- vote for all the awards, WATCH all the awards, know more about the lads than they know about themselves, keep ourselves updated, make rangolis for them, learn British phrases, learn about all their hang outs in London (or whichever land they’ve stepped foot on), learn EVERYTHING British, lead their songs to the numero uno position in every single Indian Music Chart, buy merchandise (yeah, the LUDICROUSLY expensive merchandise!), and even then, in the end, we get looked upon. Hello? When you say you love all your fans, BOYS, I hope you mean not just white fans. We’re miffed, and only a MSG level concert will calm us down. ZAYN, YOUR FOREFATHERS WERE FROM OUR COUNTRY. ENOUGH SAID. Dear Zayn, don’t you want to know about your ancestral homeland? I mean, yes, technically it’s Pakistan, but don’t you know how we used to be the same country earlier? I’m sure there might have been someone from your family (probably grandfather or great grandfather) who’s lived in the land of colors and vibrance. You’d surely like to see where your granddad (OR great granddad) lived, right? And it’d be cool to have people with whom you can constantly speak in Hindi! ALSO, aren’t you just mesmerized by the idea of showing Perrie the beautiful Taj Mahal? I mean, you love her so much, and she deserves to see the BEST symbol of love in the world, doesn’t she? (Also, take note Louis and Liam: There’s Danielle and Eleanor) Besides, Indian chicks are drop dead gorgeous (you’ve GOT to tell Hazza that) and you never know, Niall and Harry might find their Mrs. in the crowds. And the bonus here is; you can even meet SRK! So just let go of every superficial boundation and come to India! THE FOOD. The world swears by it and that is reason enough for you guys to just come on up here. Every city that you tour will present before you the most exquisite, the most mouth watering of delicacies that are bona fide trademarks of the place (Just to make sure you didn’t skip over it, Niall, READ THAT AGAIN). Agreed, London too, serves one of the most classic Indian fares; but wouldn’t it be nice if you’d come to the place of the actual origin of the world’s best of spices and flavors? Besides, Liam, there’s not even any compulsion on you to use spoons! We people barely eat stuff that requires spoons! (I’m surprised why in the name of God you haven’t yet moved here!) You begin from North Indian and head down towards South. I swear, and I’m speaking on the behalf of every single Indian Directioner, that if you don’t like it here, you can very well make our tears fall down like the showers that are British. THE AGE FACTOR. Okay boys, it’s about time you knew this. One of the biggest fears of every single Directioner (of not just India, but of every single country you haven’t yet visited) is the age factor. We’re in our teens, and quite a significant amount of us are even beyond the age of 18. We don’t want to be old, mother of two, domesticated- kind of women when you come to our country. And if you keep delaying your visits the way you have been until now, we’re afraid that’s exactly what we’ll be turned into. You should be able to understand the fact that we don’t want to worry about our muscles getting pulled or our bones getting weak when we jump up and down in excitement when you’ll finally be here. Humble request- Kindly come here while we still can scream and shout with the strength of our raging teenage hormones supporting us. Take more time, and we’ll break down into pieces in some corner of our rooms. Or maybe into our kitchens cooking food for our families. NOT ALL OF US CAN AFFORD TO GO TO THE UK OR THE US TO SEE YOU GUYS. Yes, lads. The most our parents can do is take us to a different city in our own country to attend a show. They certainly won’t take us over seven seas for just a single concert. A lot of Indian Parents don’t even understand the level of fanaticism and obsession Indian Directioners sashay around with. You might’ve heard of the stereotypes, haven’t you? Yes, THEY ARE THERE. And once you come here and they attend a show and they see how it is like, there are chances they would understand the entire hullabaloo and finally accept us as normal teens; and not like some hormonal-disease-struck maggot pies. Long story short, your presence here can give us the long pending acceptance we have been waiting for. And being role models, it is not just a favor you would do to us; rather it’s your duty. YOU GUYS LOVE TO PARTY RIGHT? INDIA IS A PARTY IN MOTION. Life in our country is not a word short of an adventure. And I swear I’m not making a mountain out of a molehill when I say that just being in India is an adrenaline pumping experience in itself. We know how you guys love to party hard everywhere you go. Nightclubs and drinks, innit? But wouldn’t it be nice to party unconventionally? As they say, when in India, do as the Indians do. I won’t spin a yarn and get straight to the point. There are plenty of ridiculously amusing ways to party in India. Every state has its own peculiar ways of having fun. You doubt? Spend a day in any city of Rajasthan and then a day in Goa and you’ll know what I’m talking about. And if you still want the pubs and booze scene; well, then, we have the hippest of clubs in almost every city of the country where I’m sure, you’ll have some serious fun. Blindly have faith in our country’s nightlife boys, just COME HERE. DANIELLE, ELEANOR, PERRIE- HOW ABOUT SOME SHOPPING? Now, I’m sure you ladies are extremely fond of indulging into some retail therapy. Well, India is THE place for you. From High Street fashion brands to luxury items, from traditional ethnic Indian wear to bold, classy, statement dresses, you’ll find everything you’ll ever need in your wardrobe in the ever increasing fashion scene of our country. Add to that, India is home to one of the best jewelry designers of the world and I assure you ladies, you won’t go home without an extra bag in your luggage cart. Trust me. So how about you pat your pretty little eye lids, give the lads that cute pouty smile that you do, and convince them into coming to India? Trust me when I say, you’d be doing a major favor to thousands of hopelessly dedicated girls. YOU JUST NEED TO. I wonder if you need any more “reasons” to come meet your fans. Dear boys, I say this on the behalf of every single Indian Directioner that we would be highly appreciative of your visit to our country. We work really hard to get noticed, to try and convince you to come to India, to catch up with every little happening in the 1D Fandom. I hope you respect that and pay at least one visit to the fans who’re ready to give up everything they possibly can to see you one single time. You now have to come here boys. You just need to....................
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 08:04:58 +0000
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