REQUEST FOR PROPOSAL: I am tendering my services to the general public, its only fair afterall that everyone have the opportunity to work with me so I can tell them how my expertise can match their needs. You see, by adopting me, you would have your very own Cottage Specialist. That’s right. Being a cottage specialist, is very, well, specialized, however allow me to elaborate on my skill set. Do you have a dock? Well. I will run on it, back and forth, rapidly, slowly, to determine it is still fit for good use and does not require repair. If you need to determine if your dock can hold weight for extended periods of time, I will go to great lengths to ensure that I take time out of my busy day and nap on it to determine if it can sustain my weight for hours at a time without damage to the architecture. Do you require chair comfort testing? You came to the right place. I take chair comfort very seriously and will ensure I climb on, every single one of them, to guarantee comfort. If I deem you require a new one, I will let you know by dismissing that chair and moving on to the next. Are you worried your lake isnt fit for swimmers? Have no fear, Buddy is here. I will repeatedly jump in and swim in it (as demonstrated in this tutorial video attached) to ensure it is safe and enjoyable for all species, be it human or canine. Comfort for your guests is important, and as the owner and host at your cottage, its my job, to make you look good as your personal Cottage Specialist. Should you require any further information on my expertise, you can contact my office at [email protected] where I will send you a questionnaire as known as an adoption application, to determine if we can enter into a mutually agreed upon arrangement. I am seeking one employer, for the balance of my natural life, and will be very selective as a result. If you want to read my resume, it can be found here: https://petfinder/petdetail/28857917/ I look forward to hearing from you! Buddy
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 20:19:57 +0000