RIP Fat Sow, the legendary rambler. 1990 – 08/01/2014. From bone chilling winters to blistering summers, she put up a hell of a fight. Concluding this past winter, Fat Sow sustained an injury in the line of duty which later proved fatal. On one of the winter’s darkest nights, Fat Sow transported Loudoun County’s northern crazed black metal outfit Dispellment when she suffered cardiac complications that resulted in electrical damage to various parts of her front cabin. In usual form, Fat Sow continued the mission and got the group’s sacred cargo to its layer. Shortly thereafter it was discovered she would never recover. Fat Sow has a much decorated history and should be remember for uncompromising loyalty. In 2013 Fat Sow was wounded on a disgusting summer night in an area known as Sterling, Virginia. She was transporting a high ranking officer known as “The Holliday” along route 28 heading north bound when her front right tire was severely damaged causing loss of limb. Fat Sow held strong and got its occupant to a safety. Later, The Holliday was compromised by less than comfortable terrain and suffered loss of communication. Through support of Fat Sow standing strong, The Holliday was able to push forth and reach nearby civilians and call for immediate medical support from the rogue unit known as “AAA”. Upon the arrival of AAA, members of the unit were amazed at the performance of Fat Sow considering her injury and later were impressed by her physique. AAA faced several challenges extracting her and had to use less than legal methods to accomplish the mission. However, Fat Sow held strong and boosted the morale of the unit to continue mission along route 28 with great gusto. Fat Sow set the standard of loyalty and has completed several other missions, including post injury. Some include transporting another notorious group from Loudoun County, the controversial clan Blackwater Hands in which involved on one occasion being profiled and searched for illegal narcotics by local law enforcement. Although such examples of valor are unforgettable, one mission remains the most remembered in the name of Fat Sow. The infamous mission, that still remains unofficially recognized by the state of Virginia, Top Secret mission “Saving Hollywood”. This mission has been rumored to have included The Holliday, a member of Dispellment known as “Sulfur”, and other unidentified members of Scream/Ruin and Blackwater Hands. This mission caused potential health hazards to participates, terror among the hearts and minds of the civilians of Loudoun County, and light property damage. The legacy Fat Sow is leaving behind has placed a lasting foot print on Loudoun County. In the words of Fat Sow, “BANGARANG!!!”
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 17:48:34 +0000
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