RULES FOR THOSE WHO WILL BE DRINKING BUT NOT BUYING DURING DECEMBER: 1. Respect the buyer; Greet the buyer before you sit. 2. Dont be boring, tell more stories but dont talk more than the buyer. 3. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter. 4. Dance to any music that the buyer likes. 5. Buyers jokes are always funny so laugh out loud. 6. When the buyer fights, fight 7. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink. When the buyer stops drinking,also stop. 8. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drinks (No Heineken for you when Im drinking Nile special) 9. You drink what the buyer wants you to drink 10. Most importantly, if by some strange reason you have to leave and you had drinks in the fridge, you just leave empty handed, those drinks are the sole property of the buye
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 15:31:00 +0000
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